Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'
by disgruntled vet chef October 29, 2013
This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it
Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!
by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011
Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet
by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 21, 2021
the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend
and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life
dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life
dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
by big shaq looks good but he gay January 11, 2018
Old People Day: On December 6th the celebration of either a friend or family member to cherish their long life
by Conneryjames64 December 05, 2023