When your standing up while a girl sucks on your balls and you are jacking-off. You blow your load straight up and it looks like an oil well erupting, landing all over her face and oiling her hair.
Hey man, Jackie let me give her The Oil Rigger last night, I blew my load like a Kuwaiti oil well..SLUTS!
by Von Meek January 25, 2009
Get the The Oil Rigger mug.Before you ream a chicks ass you should always test the oil, to make sure her chocolate star fish is clear. This is done by going at it doggy style and in the process wopping a digit up the ass and pulling out to see if it is clean and safe to proceed. If all is good have fun, if not grab her hair and use it to clean your finger as if cleaning a dip stick on a car.
"Dude last night went to fuck this chick ass but lucky I remenbered to test the oil first or I would have been a mess, she was full to the max level"
by littel Jon March 6, 2007
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n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.
v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.
Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?
Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?
Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
by housenog September 27, 2011
Get the change the oil in the rain mug.Drinking a beer while pissing. Done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. "Changing" or "changed" can be used depending on tense.
"Bro, we've only had 4 beers and you're pissing? Hold that shit in longer!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"
by GiganticTumor May 1, 2010
Get the Change the Oil mug.1) I'm coming down with a wicked bad case of the oinks!
2) I'm praying I don't get the oinks, they were out of vaccines.
3) Don't come over. Seriously, we have The Oinks!
2) I'm praying I don't get the oinks, they were out of vaccines.
3) Don't come over. Seriously, we have The Oinks!
by The Oinks Suck November 10, 2009
Get the The Oinks mug.Drew: Jesus fuck I'm bored
Mikey: Me too
Drew: *Exits room and locks self in room*
Mikey: The fuck are you doing in there?
Drew: Changin' the oil
Mikey: that reminds me, i haven't had an oil change in almost 24 hours.
Mikey: Me too
Drew: *Exits room and locks self in room*
Mikey: The fuck are you doing in there?
Drew: Changin' the oil
Mikey: that reminds me, i haven't had an oil change in almost 24 hours.
by Timothy Flinsmass February 28, 2010
Get the Changin' the Oil mug.The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil
by aodhan18 April 14, 2010
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