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the final boss of Mega Man 1 

You know what's fun? Fighting 4 bosses in a row without checkpoints, with 1 boss' attacks being completely unavoidable and 2 more being heavily RNG dependant to not screw you over, then fighting an extremely frustrating and unfair boss ON THE SAME HEALTH BAR
"I FUCKING HATE THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGA MAN 1"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
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the final piece 

head from a pink haired bitch

The Final Fuckening 

The ultimate, and most dramatic event of your life. Also used for destroying everyone's expectations before you die.
I'm going to this BIG party, it's going to be The Final Fuckening.
I'm going to destroy this hospital room, this is my Final Fuckening!!
The Final Fuckening by Gootzie July 12, 2021

the final stage of boredom. 

When you're so bored that you type everything on the keyboard backwards, then forwards, then the alphabet, then alternating between the alphabet and the qwerty pattern, then alternating between the alphabet and the qwerty pattern but backwards, then all of that backwards. Wow, you must have no life.
Person 1: /?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmMqawbecrdteyfugihojpkalsmdnfogphqjrksltzuxvcwvxbynzmmznybxvwcvxuztlskrjqhpgofndmslakpjohigufyetdrcebwaqqawbecrdteyfugihojpkalsmdnfogphqjrksltzuxvcwvxbynzmmznybxvwcvxuztlskrjqhpgofndmslakpjohigufyetdrcebwaqMmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: how long did that take you to write? must've reached the final stage of boredom.

The Final Frontier

A place where hoodrats are abundant and Hennessy flows like water. The party never seems to end, and it is always the place to be. Rules for any parties here are "Blackout or Get Out"
Last night I went to some party at the Final Frontier and I don't remember any of it. I blacked out and don't remember anything. But like usual, I'm pretty sure it was the best party ever.

The Final Kraut Down Burger 

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Final Kraut Down Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

The Final Countdown 

The closing moments before something big happens.
Person 1 “Dude it’s the final countdown before T-series passes pewdiepie in subscribers! Why haven’t you subbed to Pewds yet?!”
Person 2 “I’m so sorry i didn’t realize it was so close! I’m gonna go subscribe to him on YouTube right now.