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Pile of coat hangers

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.
"Your car is fucked up like a pile of coat hangers!"
by Bob Dole1983 February 9, 2010
mugGet the Pile of coat hangersmug.

rusty coat hanger

an extreme insult basically telling the person that their existence is completely meaningless and should have ended before it started in the form of home abortion with the assistance of a rusty coat hanger.
Man, your mom should have rusty coat hangered your ass!
by faulkyoutoo March 7, 2005
mugGet the rusty coat hangermug.

the coat hanger kids

the coat hanger kids was a Canadian TV show that was aired during the early 1990's.

marketed as a kid's show. it's main goal was to further explain the sanctity of life as of means of giving alternatives to performing abortion during pregnancy.

as explained in the pilot episode the "said" kid's where aborted children that rose from the un-born dead to speak out against abortion with the teachings of Jesus Christ.
boyfriend: you know this could really cramp our college style?

girlfriend: well i don't know, what would my parents think?

the coat hanger kids: no wait let us explain why you shouldn't give up on our brothers and sister's!
by raskowski February 20, 2009
mugGet the the coat hanger kidsmug.

Mexican Coat hanger

When you cannot get an abortion in America so you travel into Mexico and get brutally fisted by three Mexicans
My period is late, looks like I'm due a Mexican Coat Hanger
by PurpleAkii June 24, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Coat hangermug.

Coat Hanger Disease

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".
You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.
by KatForrest April 4, 2011
mugGet the Coat Hanger Diseasemug.

coat hanger abortion

something going so wrong it can only be described as such
The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.
by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006
mugGet the coat hanger abortionmug.

Dodge the coat hanger

Often used as an insult directed towards someone meaning how they avoided being aborted.
Xy, stfu it honestly baffles me how you were able to dodge the coat hanger for 8 months, past facs?
by Griff smells February 10, 2021
mugGet the Dodge the coat hangermug.

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