When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.
It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
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Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and
I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.
Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and
I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.
Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!
by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021
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Name famed A Tribe Called Quest rapper Q-Tip refers to himself as. Originally The Abstract Poet and Kamaal the Abstract.
The Abstract: 'cant help bein funky, im the funky abstract brotha
funky in a sense, but I play the undacova
once had a fettish, a fettish for some booty
now im gettin funky and my rappin, thats my duty'
funky in a sense, but I play the undacova
once had a fettish, a fettish for some booty
now im gettin funky and my rappin, thats my duty'
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Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
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Get the Yugioh the Abridged Series mug.The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
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