Testicular torsion 

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

Testicular torsion by Zamperinio February 3, 2018

testiculardar 

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays

Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"

testiculardar by zc540 June 27, 2006

Testoculars 

When a man stretches and places his testicles over a female's eyes, allowing her to use them as binoculars.

"Dude, Kathy is so hot. I want her to use my balls as testoculars."

"My girlfriend wanted to get kinky last night, so she looked through a pair of testoculars."

Testoculars by Ponchezied March 11, 2013

Testicular empathy 

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

Testicular empathy by Ns October 10, 2013

Testicular Terrorist 

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.

Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.

Testicular Terrorist by xxHouse82xx December 4, 2014

Testicular Pain 

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.

Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine

Testicular Pain by BussANut October 15, 2015

testicular heft

When a badass drops the science that can’t be disputed or denied!

That plan was made by a man with real Testicular Heft !

testicular heft by Torontovip May 23, 2018