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Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.
girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.
by FASH1976 April 15, 2010
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Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication
EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.
by pipparts August 23, 2022
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Stoner Telepathy

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)
Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020
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Trans Telepathy

The phenomenon that occurs between two trans people where they can detect eachother without ever even meeting.
"Jess and I had a trans telepathy moment the other day, I knew their pronouns instantly!"
by Casperqtip January 27, 2022
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Ovary Telepathy

When two or more girls' periods become in sync.
Usually occurs when many girls are around each other for an extened period of time.
My mom and I both got our period yesterday. We have major ovary telepathy.
by pottyface12345 November 6, 2011
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T.V. Telepathy

That ability that certain people have where they change the channel on a show during the commercial, and turn it back just in time for the show to come back.
Guy 1: "Yo, John. Turn the channel back. My T.V. Telepathy is telling me the show is back on."

Guy 2: "No way, man. It's only been a minute."

(Three minutes later)

Guy 1: "Way to go. We missed who the killer is."

Guy 2: "Sorry I didn't trust your T.V. Telepathy."
by Disaster_Child March 30, 2010
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TelaPathY

ThE CrazY shiT u N sumOne ThinK aBouT at The SamE TimE!!
BrITT: Kelly
Kelly: BriTT
Both: TELA-FUCKIN-PathYYYYYYYY
by caligente March 28, 2003
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