Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.
Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."
Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .
Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.
Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"
Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .
Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.
Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"
by kaoschikk January 25, 2010
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future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008
Get the telepathetic mug.The psychic ability people develop that allows them to detect pathetic losers from a comfortable distance.
From Monique's unique position, upside down on the pole as it were, and her keenly honed telepathetic abilities she new which guys had the cash she needed for the night.
by Plagerdiasus III June 11, 2015
Get the Telepathetic mug.That bitch that be living next door but you can read her mind and she hella flirting wit yo man but you can't prove it so you buy some aluminum foil and start wearing it on yo head to block her telepathic tramp thoughts.
The bitch Sally is such a telepathic tramp she keeps asking my man to come over through the walls but I can't prove it.
by lizdawiz January 31, 2019
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Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
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