by BigBear94 March 28, 2015
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Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!
by Johnny Creepy Bananas July 27, 2011
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by Riderman1 December 9, 2008
Get the taco stand mug.A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017
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Used to describe a typo that spiraled into a misunderstanding between two or more people.
Used to describe a typo that spiraled into a misunderstanding between two or more people.
Guy: Yeah, so what I want written down is, "There are calibration points"
Girl: Oh.... okay. Could you please describe what the calibration points are? Maybe we can use something along the lines of, "There are adjustment points for fine tuning?"
Guy: We do NOT calibrate PRINTERS. We do NOT calibrate RULERS. We do NOT calibrate COMPUTERS. We do NOT calibrate PRESSES.
Girl: Yeah... I understand that, i'm pretty sure we have stickers on the presses that say "calibration not required". But you know what, you've been doing this longer than I have, so i'll just use that as-is: "There are calibration points"
Guy: I'm so sorry! It all makes sense now, what I meant was: "there are NO calibration points" It was all just a typostanding.
Girl: Oh.... okay. Could you please describe what the calibration points are? Maybe we can use something along the lines of, "There are adjustment points for fine tuning?"
Guy: We do NOT calibrate PRINTERS. We do NOT calibrate RULERS. We do NOT calibrate COMPUTERS. We do NOT calibrate PRESSES.
Girl: Yeah... I understand that, i'm pretty sure we have stickers on the presses that say "calibration not required". But you know what, you've been doing this longer than I have, so i'll just use that as-is: "There are calibration points"
Guy: I'm so sorry! It all makes sense now, what I meant was: "there are NO calibration points" It was all just a typostanding.
by azntiger954 October 13, 2016
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by tacobanditlovesamc May 18, 2024
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1. An alternative term to refer to Mexican(s). Usually humorous, but can sometimes be used as a pejorative as well.
The origin comes from tacos being a stable food among Mexicans, as well as them being a ubiquitous cultural import within the USA.
1. An alternative term to refer to Mexican(s). Usually humorous, but can sometimes be used as a pejorative as well.
The origin comes from tacos being a stable food among Mexicans, as well as them being a ubiquitous cultural import within the USA.
by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026
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