toilet paper 

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

toilet paper by Why Bother April 3, 2006

Toilet Paper 

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

Toilet Paper by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper 

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

Toilet Paper by TheRealHi April 9, 2020

Toilet paper 

Its an ass-wipe

Toilet paper by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003

Toilet Paper 

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

Toilet Paper by someart February 28, 2017

Toilet Paper 

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

Toilet Paper by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

Toilet paper 

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

Toilet paper by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020