A stinking overpopulated shithole in the North San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles. Like everywhere else in California, it's overrun with fat cholos in Dodger gear that drive around annoying everyone with their loud pipes, and blasting the woofers out of their shitty Hondas. The bitches are all fat frumpy dropouts with an IQ of 2 that curse like inmates and waddle down the street ready to bust out their 5th little gangbanger. I used to have a crush on a girl that lived here in college, but she turned out to be a carpetmuncher. Fuck this place sideways with a hot iron dildo, thank God I'm out of here in a couple of days.
"Sylmar is the nipple of the Valley. How did you get stuck here?"
"My car broke down."
"Oh. I'm sorry. Try the squirrel tacos, with a side of fat bitches."
"My car broke down."
"Oh. I'm sorry. Try the squirrel tacos, with a side of fat bitches."
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Paris Hilton for example is a SelfMade woman, comes from a rich family, and her name nowadays is brand of perfume, clothes, etc.
We can say Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Lil Wayne, Diddy, but the important is the success of the individual, if he is realized, he can consider himself SelfMade.
The origin doesn't matter, what matters is be prepared to obstacles on his way for your own future and his family, be SelfMade to get his object.
It's not about money, it's about your own personal Goal.
We can say Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Lil Wayne, Diddy, but the important is the success of the individual, if he is realized, he can consider himself SelfMade.
The origin doesn't matter, what matters is be prepared to obstacles on his way for your own future and his family, be SelfMade to get his object.
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Paris Hilton for example is a SelfMade woman, comes from a rich family, and her name nowadays is brand of perfume, clothes, etc.
We can say Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Lil Wayne, Diddy, but the important is the success of the individual, if he is realized, he can consider himself SelfMade.
The origin doesn't matter, what matters is be prepared to obstacles on his way for your own future and his family, be SelfMade to get his object.
It's not about money, it's about your own personal Goal.
We can say Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Lil Wayne, Diddy, but the important is the success of the individual, if he is realized, he can consider himself SelfMade.
The origin doesn't matter, what matters is be prepared to obstacles on his way for your own future and his family, be SelfMade to get his object.
It's not about money, it's about your own personal Goal.
by Patrick Bonder January 1, 2016
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Someone who comes from some origin rich or poor, and against all odds, breaks out of his inherited social position, climbs up the social ladder and creates a new identity for himself.
Paris Hilton for example is a SelfMade woman, comes from a rich family, and her name nowadays is brand of perfume, clothes, etc.
We can say Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Lil Wayne, Diddy, but the important is the success of the individual, if he is realized, he can consider himself SelfMade.
The origin doesn't matter, what matters is be prepared to obstacles on his way for your own future and his family, be SelfMade to get his object.
It's not about money, it's about your own personal Goal.
We can say Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Lil Wayne, Diddy, but the important is the success of the individual, if he is realized, he can consider himself SelfMade.
The origin doesn't matter, what matters is be prepared to obstacles on his way for your own future and his family, be SelfMade to get his object.
It's not about money, it's about your own personal Goal.
by Patrick Bonder January 2, 2016
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