soily swordfight

A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.

My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs

by Sentient Leg March 16, 2021

Swordfight

1. Two men battle with swords and the loser dies.

2. Two men battle with their dicks.

Person1: Yo, what were you doing in the bathroom?
Person2: Swordfight. My opponent had a big sword.

by Can You Hear The Silence August 22, 2024

Swordfight

its actually not a real swordfight its both of you whipping out your dicks and swinging it at each other

“Yo bro lets have a swordfight”

by zuko10 March 17, 2024

Spanish Swordfight

With three or more guys and three or more girls; a race to see who can get their guy 'finish' first.

Man, that party was crazy did you have a good time?
Hell yes, my girl helped me win the Spanish Swordfight.

by WhatIThing79 February 2, 2024

Mii Swordfighter

Widely accepted as one of the best characters in the video game franchise Super Smash Bros. It works decent against characters like Steve from Minecraft.

McBlaze is the best Mii Swordfighter from India.

by McBlaze March 22, 2025

mid-air swordfight

When two men participate in the act of swordfighting in mid-air while skydiving.

Guy 1: Yo, the other day me and John went skydiving.
Guy 2: Oh really?
Guy 1: Yeah. We decided to do some mid-air swordfighting. It was pretty funny.

by Someone, somewhere, somehow December 1, 2018