National give a girl my sweatshirt day

Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day

“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”

by Hunter’s_løver001 April 17, 2019

sweatshirt hottie

A sub-group of the human female species defined by the ability to assume hottie status by donning a sweatshirt, usually emblazoned with the acronym for the local university. They are particularly common in Central Florida on the UCF campus, during the frigid winter months between November to January when temperatures plummet south of 85 degrees. The sweatshirt hottie ensemble typically comprises the requisite sweatshirt (hoodies are cuter), tight jeans that morph cellulite into a sexiness, a thick black belt and flip flops: after all, it is Florida. Sneakers are passable. Proper sweatshirt fit is crucial: it should obscure rolls and muffin tops, while suggesting the presence of large breasts. A more disheveled hairstyle adds to the effect: the sweatshirt hottie appears relaxed, vibrant, sexy and, due to the attire, vaguely or wholly athletic.
Note to be confused with a sweater hottie.

"This campus is great. Half-naked, tan, athletic girls all spring and summer, and sweatshirt hotties during the two seconds of winter."

by ucfryan December 9, 2007

sweatpants kid

A child who wears sweat pants at every opportunity. This child is usually socially inept and has a love for military vehicles, trains, model airplanes,pokemon(or other card game) and lego. They come in pairs and only ever interact with their pair, or other sweatpants kids. One of the pair is usually a borderline sweatpants kid. The other is usually an extreme sweatpants kid. If the sweatpants kid has no pair, he is referred to as a sweatpants single. They usually have bad hygiene and do not shower on a regular basis. In medical terms, it is referred to as SKS, or Sweatpants Kid Syndrome. To be diagnosed with SKS, all symptoms need to be present. The cure for SKS is maturity.

Cool guy - how the fuck does he know so much about trains?
Cool guy 2 - hes a fucking sweatpants kid
Cool guy - o that would explain why it smells like shit

by Dr. Noghan February 18, 2010

Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day

This day is on september 24th. If you give a girl your sweatshirt on this day (or any day for that matter), you'll make that girl the happiest.

I wish someone would give me their sweatshirt, since it's Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day. #hoodieszn

by xoxo anonymous September 23, 2019

sweatpants dick

Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.

"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."

by Scotch-pilgrim February 24, 2015

SWEATSHIRT

a stupid song written by some dumbass teenage boy named jacob sartorious who thinks he is famous and can get with any girl just cos he lipsynced on Musial.ly

JACOB:YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRLS: i dont want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xoxoprivateschoolgirl January 8, 2020

Sweatshirtism

The belief that sweatshirts or hoodies should be worn at ALL times. Females who practice this are usually considered tomboys, skaters, insecure, etc. Although some cases actually are, most believers are simply avid lovers of sweatshirts.

Boy: It's so hot outside! Why on earth are you wearing a sweatshirt?

Girl: Haven't you ever heard of sweatshirtism?

by laumm. January 13, 2011