SwagSazzBossBeast

The ultimate person, having just enough swag, sass, and can be called a boss and a beast. They are omnipotent, and can completely eradicate fools they see in the way. They cannot be destroyed, nor beat at anything. They can be deemed godly by some, and are worthy of the most respect. They are the creators and destroyers- and they are to be respected, no matter what!

Me: I am boss!
Friend: Swagsazzbossbeast!
Me: Wait, what?
Friend: Dude, they are like... godly.
God: I am swagsazzbossbeast!
Friend: Oh my god, it's a swagsazzbossbeast!
Me: What? Why did god take off my roof?!
God: CUZ I'M SWAGSAZZBOSSBEAST!
Me: Alright, I am gonna let this slide...
Guy Reading This: Man, that guy must have ADHD...

by Words o' Death March 14, 2015

sabsexual

Sexually and emotionally attracted to the singer Sabrina carpenter.

I’m not gay, I’m sabsexual.
I’m sabsexual and I’m proud.

by singularlybrina June 20, 2018

swaeshy

implied sex/god minecraft pvper/frog man

“i just read a book, it had some implied swaeshy!”
“did you see that? it was swaeshy he killed our animals again!”

by peni- September 6, 2020

Sabsexual

When a male or female is sexually attracted to singer/actress Sabrina Carpenter. Sabsexuals seem to spread throughout the Sexual Spectrum. On a rare occasion one can may even find an otherwise gay man who is attracted to Sabrina Carpenter. One can only imagine how far Sabsexualitity will grow in years to come.

Bob: Mom, Dad I'm a Sabsexual now.

Parents: Dad I told you to stay out of the medicine cabinet.

by TheGreatSpy September 19, 2017

Swab Mob

Men who aren't about to sign a birth certificate until after a DNA test!

She tells me I'm the father, but I'm a member of the Swab Mob, and I'm very comfortable waiting for the DNA test results.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

Cosby Swab

Inserting one's penis rectally, and proceeding to rub the tip of one's phallus around female's lips in a swab-like fashion. Preferably while wearing a thick, goofy, uncoordinated sweater while holding a sandwich, to emphasize the Cosby effect.

The green/brown shade of her upper lips indicated to me she was an expert in the art of the Cosby Swab. She made me drop my hoagie.

by drphilsboner February 23, 2009

Slut scabs

Dried cum that is stuck on a girl due to bad clean up, or fucking on the go.

Check it out she is over there scratching on her slut scabs? Next time she should shower.

by Streak972 November 8, 2010