Bobby: What university do you go to?
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021

A member of the Sussex Squad. A Sussex Squad Skank ('SSS') is generally a menopausal female with hairy legs and armpits, bad teeth, synthetic ill-fitting weave adorned with shells and dresses from clothes they've found in charity shops.
One can find a SSS regularly rage Tweeting about beautiful white women or fantasising about pegging their hero ginger Prince.
One can find a SSS regularly rage Tweeting about beautiful white women or fantasising about pegging their hero ginger Prince.
Did you see that Tweet from Shula? You could practically smell the rage sweat from it. She's definitely a Sussex Squad Skank.
by Ada Shuffle August 14, 2022

A county who are full of hicks and fake ass people who talk all about how they're such nice people who likes to make friends and are there for anybody but then run away like a pussy whenever I even somewhat try to be nice too them. It smells like skunk or garbage or even shit and can't smell fresh air most of the time. The schools are sad excuses and the stores have nothing and restaurants don't know how to cook there food all the way. If I was you, I would rethink before moving to this dump or if you already live here then leave before you decide to jump in front of the local rednecks tractor.
Jeremy: So you're parents are making you come live with them in Sussex County, Nj?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.
by Jimmy1996 December 29, 2019

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.
Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"
Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"
Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"
Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
by DP-BA March 10, 2013

The phsych ward where redneck retards, self-proclaimed modern art masters, and wannabe white trash congregate to prove to America that only thinking about 8 fucking things for 4 years is a method of efficient education. Not-so-sadly, however, they only serve to prove that New Jersey is more of a landfill plagued by retardation and devastating levels of arrogance and entitlement.
I would've gone to Sussex County Technical School but I don't fuck my sister, nor do I think I'm the next Leonardo Da Vinci or Shakespeare.
by James Poop September 28, 2015

Technical School in Sussex County filled with rednecks and weird people from weird towns. No one here is normal. Beware of adding guys on snap, all they want is nudes, but the girls are hoes so it works out. People smell like gasoline, weed, or really strong perfume girls obsessively spray on their boyfriend. Beware of YEEYEE guys.
Hey bro! You go to Sussex County Technical School? OH SHIT. I don’t want to be your friend if you go there. Actually, have any weed or hoes I can have?
by AnonymousMom432 December 18, 2020

The Sussex Squad is a fanatical cult of low IQ sycophants who idolise Meghan Markle for no other reason than she has a small percentage of mixed-race genes and managed to bag a British prince.
Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.
The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.
The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.
The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.
The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
The Sussex Squad are a saccharine over-dosed army of sinister trolls and junkies commonly found wearing greasy weaves and eating crayons.
by @Observer88 March 29, 2024
