super straight

it's a term mostly used by dumb transphobic men, it's not a real sexuality.
fun fact: their flag colors are orange and black the same colors of the grindr app(a dating app for lgbtq+ people)

james🐒: ayo im super straight and proud

ryan: nah you are a social reject who made up your own sexuality becuase you want to be included into something you booty lickin monkey.

by urm0mb1tch March 7, 2021

super straight

used by secret gay men who want to seem straight.

y/n:”what’s your sexuality”
twink:”super straight”
y/n: “ohhh so you want me to fuck you on he floor while your begging for your life”

by yourfavoritetwink July 13, 2021

super straight

a stupid "sexuality" (not really one) made up by idiot transphobes who can't STAND the idea of dating a trans person. also called: stupidity, idiot mentality, transphobia

transphobe: i'm super straight! do u accept me?

a logical and normal person: no.

by gaysuperphobicboi69 March 22, 2021

super straight

an excuse to be openly transphobic

a: i’m super straight will you accept me
b: fuck no miss me with that transphobic shit
*b beats the shit out of a*

by milkii_tea April 7, 2021

super straight

this is a sexuality that represents men with rarely small penises it also indicates that they have a piss kink

man 1: ‘my friend joe is super straight’
man 2: ‘ok’

by slut4evanpeters March 13, 2021

Super Straight

A man or woman who claims to only be attracted to someone who’s biologicaly the opposite sex, but is really a homosexual with a major bondage kink

Hey bro I heard you were straight right?

Nah bro I’m super straight ;)

Ooooh okay I’ll get the rope ;)

by Super Straight-phobic March 7, 2021

super straight

The “sexuality” of someone who gets 0 bitches

“hey what’s your sexuality?”

“oh i’m super straight 😈”
*gunshots*

by ifuckinghatesuperstraights March 17, 2021