sturgeon bay

a city in Door County, WI with a rough population of 10,000. A major trap for fucktards.

This area is known for its natural beauty, thus a bunch of F.I.S.H Bastards come here to vacation!

The Sturgeon Bay community is full of tards

by Cody S. April 19, 2004

brown sturgeon

A close relative to the brown trout, the brown sturgeon is much larger and much more aggressive than it's smaller, more timid cousin. Like the brown trout, brown sturgeon are usually found in urban stream and lakes. They are also highly associated with treatment plants and dairy farms adjacent to the Merced river in California.

That was no brown trout, it was a peanut eyed brown sturgeon!

by Anglr200 January 3, 2008

slurping the sturgeon

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010

Like a Sturgeon

The act of dancing like a fish.

Guy 1: Check her out.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so doin' it Like a Sturgeon.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Nicola Sturgeon

The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.

Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”

by Baywatch March 31, 2021

sturgeon bay wisconsin

a beautiful town were ppl vacation and around every corner is some lazy ass cop. a town were cops aint got shit to do but pull people over for no reason.

be sure to wear your seatbelt in sturgeon bay wisconsin or else rocky'll pull ya over!

by dld January 12, 2007