straddle saddle 

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

straddle saddle by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

straddle my rail 

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

straddle my rail by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

Straddle Racking 

A concept made up by Mormons to try and fool the superior men

Mormons lie about straddle racking and they are to never be trusted

Straddle Racking by I hate Mormons June 4, 2018

straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

straddle puss by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017

Straddle lapper 

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

Straddle lapper by Lundl January 9, 2019

straddle shower 

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

straddle shower by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE 

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025