Father: What took so long? I'm starving
Son: Sorry, we were stuck at the McDonalds drive-thru for a full Stairway To Heaven.
by cfh10 December 31, 2013
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A phrase used to calculate the amount of time it takes you to do something. Usually something around 8:02 or longer.
With all this traffic, my drive that should have been as long as the Highway to Hell took as long as the Stairway to Heaven.
by MattyPooh June 16, 2012
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The greatest song ever written by anybody ever. It has the greatest guitar solo ever (especially the live version on "The Song Remains the Same"). That solo is so good that Jimmy Page will make you weep.
- Led Zeppelin sucks
- they wrote Stairway to Heaven, dipshit
- oh yea, i'm gonna go fuck myself now because i have no musical taste
by Augie June 7, 2005
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A song released by Led Zeppelin in the early 1970s. It is the greatest song that ever came into this world. Not to mention a great stress reducer.
I like listening to Stairway to Heaven a lot on long road trips because it removes driving stress.
by The Volkswagen Beatle January 4, 2005
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i) A very popular song by Led Zeppelin, released in 1971

ii) A sex position done on a staircase (often in a pool). The woman lies on the stairs, with all but her neck area above water (if in a pool), while her partner fucks her. The moving water is very pleasing for women.
i) I love the song Stairway to Heaven, it is my favorite!

ii) I fucked my girlfriend in the stairway to heaven position last night and it was fucking awesome!
by randomguy83957294828482 April 2, 2011
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A song made by Led Zeppelin that is and always will be the greatest song.
I can't stop listening to Stairway To Heaven because it is so good!
by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004
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Stairway to Heaven, the guitarists 'Chopsticks'

By the great Led Zeppelin. Great to listen to, great to play (just don't do it in a guitar store, you won't make it out alive)

Also a great stoner track.
by Stuey O' Mack July 26, 2005
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