A piece of shit town, only filled with fake fucks, there's about 5 decent people who live in it.Drama filled, and the worst place you could ever live in, the girls are skanks, and the guys are dicks, and everyone is so generic, and they all think they're the shit and smarter then everyone, there are about 4 good looking people who live in it, and the town is ugly as fuck and boring and the people are the worst people on the face of the earth.
by judise July 20, 2012
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2.Town where little 5 year old black kids tag up with their 6 year old cousin and the rest of their entire family and rob you at gun point day or night.
3. Home of gang
4.Who knows whos the baby daddy. Girls cant keep their legs closed.
2.Town where little 5 year old black kids tag up with their 6 year old cousin and the rest of their entire family and rob you at gun point day or night.
3. Home of gang
4.Who knows whos the baby daddy. Girls cant keep their legs closed.
by kassy May 29, 2008
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Get the st peters mug.The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"
I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.
by incarcerator March 5, 2014
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St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.
Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.
St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.
Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.
Family on Vacation: "YAY! We're going to FLORIDA!"
'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'
Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'
Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
by Some guy who lives here April 19, 2008
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Get the St. Petersburg Pint mug.Common phrase referring to the whereabouts of eshays growing up in New Zealand. A St Peters student is often associated with a rejection at the hands of Sacred Heart College, and will subsequently fall into a downward spiral of sidebags and cones. Pretty scary stuff, right?
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