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SSP

Me: Hey I’m going on tinder.
BBF: don’t take all the ladies. SSP for us
by Lildickosn February 4, 2021
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SSP

Security Side Position
It means that you're sad and nobody like you, so you go on SSP
Inspired by the French PLS: Position Latérale de Sécurité

The SSP Is the Position used to a man who is in a malaise, he won't be hurt himself
Example 1:
Man 1:You are bad at this game, you are shit.

*Man 2 goes on SSP*

Example 2:
Man 1: Call the ambulance, he does a malaise

*Man 1 put th Man 2 on SSP*
by Kiglirs January 25, 2016
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SSP

Janice: "OMG Brenda, Josh is so hot, does he have a big cock?!"

Brenda: "It's more like an SSP, ya dig?"
by The Creators December 28, 2018
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SSP

Sicko. Saddo. Pedo.
What you call your local creep.
That guys an SSP. A sicko, saddo, pedo
by crabbabey April 20, 2025
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