A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.
1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
by Happy Wolf November 21, 2011
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by The real Han Solo January 25, 2018
Get the Squeeter mug.when a remon is "fixed" of his/her problem of not paying any attention. when a remon stay in reality permanetly after leaving his/her world.
no longer a remon.
no longer a remon.
remons can become squeezed remons with focusing help.
when you permanetly leave your own little world jim, then you will become a squeezed remon.
when you permanetly leave your own little world jim, then you will become a squeezed remon.
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"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."
"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
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