Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021

Splenda Daddy

It's like a sugar daddy, but instead it's a Splenda Daddy because they don't get any sugar.

Guy: Did you get you a sugar daddy?

Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..

by Trixxy Crisp March 9, 2024