Spidey-Whiteys

White male underwear as worn by Spiderman under his Spiderman suit.

SpiderWrangler got caught in his Spidey-Whiteys when he least expected it.

by Tasty McJuicy May 21, 2013

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spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.

Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.

by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022

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Spidey Mythic

The act of making the spider-man hand motion and using it to finger another male in the anus.

Bro, Travis just Spidey Mythiced me in the hallway, he's got to stop doing that. I was about to moan.

by SkinnyPenes March 1, 2022

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Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.

"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

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spidey slap

N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.

V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)

N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"

V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."

by 70741 DOM1N4710N May 10, 2008

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