Naughty Soup Kitchen

A location used for homeless orgies. Usually in private property.

There is so much gunk every where it looks like a naughty soup kitchen!

by WMan 911 November 4, 2019

Soup Kitchen

When homeless people partake in sexual activity in a car.

Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.

Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?

Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.

by illeppilifttam August 7, 2010

Anal Soup Kitchen

When an ass is chock-full of jizzum from countless homeless dudes.

Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.

Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.

by DeAnn Guthrie December 19, 2012

Soup Kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.

Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this white Ford Transit into a soup kitchen.

Hey are you the bums that turned my van into a soup kitchen?

by Kama Pseudo November 20, 2016

soup kitchen

a gay hobo orgy inside a strangers car

brian: kevin you dumbass, you signed up for the wrong soup kitchen!
Keviin: i'll never look at cambells soup the same way.

by spoons mcgee wilson August 11, 2010

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

The Tomato Soup Kitchen

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.

by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022