soccermomlian

Of or relating to soccer moms.

You may think your purchase of that minivan is simply practical, but others view it as soccermomlian.

by Steve December 10, 2003

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Soccermom Sweatshop

The sexual act of gathering 10 of your closest friend's moms in a minivan without seats on a hot August day, turning up the heat, thus inducing persperation, and railing every last one of them in a chaotic mass of various bodily fluids.

Can you beleive Grant pulled a Soccermom Sweatshop with all of our moms this summer? Thats messed up.

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

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Soccermom

A term usualy meaning a mother who drives a minivan, and or volvo or similar vehicle and does activitys like scrapbooking, church etc but after a hooker sting in charleston south carolina it means a prostitute that advertises on craigslist, the term is always taken as offensive by ignorant people like baptists and other christian groups and used to ostricsisde people that really dont want to associate with ignorant people like "baptists" or christans in gerneral, closest thing chistians or other modern busybodys can get away with legally since they outlawed witchunts and lynching.

Oh MY GOD, He called u a soccermom, I hear he sold something on craigslist, I bet he worships stan and sacrifices babys, lets go on a crusade call out the homowners association.

by charlestonscisfullofbigots February 20, 2009

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