slur sobriety

The state of abstinence from using slurs or offensive language.

"It's been three months since I've last said the n-word!"
"Congratulations on your slur sobriety!"

by Arikorv April 3, 2022

sobriety

what the police check when they stop you....

Policeman talking:
This is a sobriety check, you must do as I say! Hand behind head other hand up ass!
Now walk 9 steps heel to toe, Turn and bend over. OK!!
Part 2 put hand in pants pull bishop! OK!!

YO DUDE! U ARE UNDER ARREST for lewd act!
Next time keep yo hands out of ur pockets!

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

Sobriety

The state that is achieved (for instance) on monday about 2:30pm > 5:30pm, either at work or driving home, when you realizse that the headache you've had all day was a warning to your body that all the fun you had over the weekend had to finnish with the realization that it might not have been the best idea in the world to zip-tie your best friend, naked, to that cow (common milk or heafer will do) just before you superglued (him/her) to that riot wagon.

ITS A FUKIN COW DUDE, if you poke it, it will come,,,---
ok lets do this fast (relavent stumble), you got him naked yet???--- is the glue ready???,,,etc---, your gonna regret this when sobriety hits ya tommorow mofo, hehe

by Rippedd June 24, 2009

not sobriety

A state of being not drunk but not sober

"We left the bar in a state of not sobriety."

by Fat Swimmer October 16, 2008

menace to sobriety

spending the evening with a poohead like you

"Kyle Simmons, had i known that being with the Simmons' offspring would cause such menace to sobriety, i wouldve thought twice, gurky boy."

by Krkič November 6, 2019

sobriety spell

an extended period of time in which one refrains from using drugs or alcohol.

Jane: "I'll be starting my sobriety spell next week so that I can focus on my finals. Then when the semester is finished, I can get really baked."

Molly: "Smart thinking!"

by California 420 Friendly August 23, 2012

Sobriety

A naturally stimulated state of being achieved through, but not limited to, working out, success, study, sex and other exilerating activities

I've achieved sobriety

by 4202136909 August 13, 2023