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Snorgtees

Obnoxious t-shirts that are worn by anorexic girls in their late teens and early twenties. Alas, they are now advertised all over Urban Dictionary. People typically spend about fifteen dollars to wear them, which is the same number as their IQ.
Jenny: I just spent thirty dollars on two different snorgtees! I just couldn't think of a better way to spend my money!

Adam: That's because you can't think.
by GospelFucker April 17, 2010
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Snorgtees

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor
Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!
by your best idiot April 25, 2010
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Snorgtees

A brand of shirts that is advertised on Urban Dictionary that has some very sexy young girls in their ads.
There's this Snorgtees ad with a very hot woman wearing a shirt saying "Come to the nerd side. We have Pi." and she's pulling her shirt up, showing her pierced navel.
by Marijuana Milo September 10, 2011
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snorgtees whore

The bitch in the ad below.
Check out the Snorgtees whore in the ad below.
by Snorgtees Geez April 17, 2010
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SnorgTees Hottie

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.
That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.
by MikeBigD July 23, 2010
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Snorgtees SluttyMcwhoreshorts

That chick right there ------------>
What a piece of trash that girl is! She's a Snorgtees SluttyMcwhoreshorts!
by yugrepusile December 26, 2010
mugGet the Snorgtees SluttyMcwhoreshortsmug.

SnorgTees enigma

the dicotomy of advertising a Tshirt with bacon written in it being used by a skinny chick
dude this ad is such a SnorgTees enigma.
by ILuvBacon January 31, 2010
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