May Swine Smolder

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.

The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.

by hog hooligan May 1, 2010

Jussie Smollett

A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.

Trevor Noah: Jussie Smollett deserves an Emmy for 'GMA' interview

by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019

Smolletting

Smolletting: means making up stories, false claims, making stories up

My friend is smolletting a story of how good a golfer he is.

by Zeusmtz13 February 21, 2019

Smollet

To lie, do something fake or fraud

Named after the scammer and list Jussie Smollet.

Are you pulling a Smollet? This deal is too good to be true.

by Am Domino February 23, 2019

Smoleman

The relationship between Doctor Who actors Matt Smith and Jenna Coleman and the act of shipping them together either platonically or romantically.

I ship Smoleman so hard.

by ohhmystarss February 2, 2015

Smolletty

A lie told for street cred and or boost your brand

That is some smolletty bullshit.

by CubanMedic February 4, 2019

smollett

a person who fakes victimization to gain notoriety or favor.

Jessie didn't get the job he wanted and was acting like a smollett.

by pytheus February 24, 2019