Slim Jim

A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.

Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.

by Somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009

Slim Jim

an unfinished handjob.

I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.

by Kira Janus June 11, 2006

slim Jim

A very thin and wrinkly penis that comes in any size

did u seriously suck his slim jim?

by abester January 15, 2008

Crusty Slim Jim

A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.

Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly

by Crustymgee May 30, 2018

Not So Slim Jim

Used to describe a fatass.

Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?

Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.

by Trash Bees April 16, 2022

slim-jim-dimeAdozen

A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.

"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"

by Princess Peussie March 23, 2005

Slim-Jim Slammerson

An alternative name for vodka.

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?

by One of the beys May 3, 2009