Slim Jim

A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.
Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 27, 2009
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Slim Jim

I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.
by Kira Janus June 05, 2006
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slim Jim

A very thin and wrinkly penis that comes in any size
by abester January 10, 2008
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Crusty Slim Jim

A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.
Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly
by Crustymgee April 26, 2018
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Not So Slim Jim

Used to describe a fatass.
Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?

Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.
by Trash Bees April 16, 2022
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slim-jim-dimeAdozen

A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.
"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"
by Princess Peussie March 23, 2005
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Slim-Jim Slammerson

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?
by One of the beys May 02, 2009
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