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sketchtard

Someone who after doing copious amounts of cocaine becomes super paranoid and thinks that everyone is out to get them. Frequently happens to heavy users and retards. Sketchtardness is contagious and can be passed to others, thereby making it a buzzkill as well. If you see or are hanging out with a sketchtard slap them immediately, or distract them by doing karaoke to Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice baby..."
Tim: "Holy fuck is that a cop car?"
Jim: "No assfuck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle."

OR

Kim: "OMG i've been doing coke all day i feel like such a sketchtard"
by toony tuesdays April 1, 2009
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Sketchers

These shoes are utter shit and are worn by arse licking tree stumps
Look at that lassies nasty sketchers”
by Jamie .a.davidson June 12, 2018
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sketchers

A sketchy person that does bad things, especially the Westview basketball team
Julian: I bet those basketball sketchers just came back from nevs!

Gabe: Hey I'm not sketchy!
by lp420 April 26, 2012
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Sketcherific, [Sketchy]

by DaveW June 17, 2005
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sketcher

Boy name: meaning king of angels.

A friend of Melchizedek, who was a high priest in the bible. Also noted as king of the angels is gnostic lore.
A friend of Melchizedek, who was a high priest in the bible. Also noted as king of the angels is gnostic lore.
Melchizedek (from Hebrew מַלְכִּי־צֶדֶק malḵ-i ṣédeq, literally "my king is righteous(ness)") is a priest mentioned during the Abram narrative in the 14th chapter of the Book of Genesis. Sketcher is an esoteric being of creation with Michael.
by gnostic June 10, 2011
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smetcher

when you cut the beef or chicken into very small pieces as thin as thread, and cook it for second time mixing it with onion and tomato in order to make a single mixture which will be served together with rice. some people add eggs to make it more seasoned.
i went to my best Friend's house yesterday afternoon, and they gave me a magnificent surprise! they cooked a delicious chicken smetcher for dinner. that has been my favorite dish since i was a child.
by slann November 23, 2014
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