bum skiff

When a person has a sweaty arse and slides one finger along their crack collecting as much moisture as possible, then procedes to creep up behind their victim and run their finger under the victims nose depositing the sweat. Hence a bum skiff.

A: 'Fuck me dude i just gave Garry the best bum skiff ever! It must have smelt like fuckin shit!'

B: 'The poor cunt i bet he was well pissed off.'

by rory_mcgrath November 11, 2006

Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

jig skiff

An old Cadillac or big car driven by African Americans

Ted, watch out - you’re gonna get cut off by the jigaboos driving their Jig Skiff

by GrandpaWasRacist March 1, 2023

hap birday skiff

a word of greeting

Friend 1 - Hap birday skiff

Friend 2 - Thanks!

by hap birday skiff January 14, 2020

Kool kid Skiff

Skiff is gay

Danni: ''Have u seen Kool kid Skiff?''
Sasha: ''Who the fuck is that? I only heard of bozo"

by anonymous December 12, 2021

Crab Skuffle

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019

SHIFFERMILLER'D

WHEN SOMETHING BAD OR THAT YOU DON'T LIKE HAPPENS. OR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF BEING AROUND OR HANGING OUT WITH OR WORKING WITH MIKE SHIFFERMILLER.

GOD DAMN IT MIKE OWES ME TWENTY DOLLARS AND SAYS HE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY ME BACK, I GOT SHIFFERMILLER'D!

by SILKYG September 14, 2012