quantum singularity

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xXxX MLG XxXx wrote-
you know what this game is realy bad


You wrote-
I bet you like it up the quantum singularity ?
by Divine Maddog February 11, 2009
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Virtue singularity

When virtue becomes so concentrated that it collapses into a singularity and forms a black hole of virtue.
1. The Students Against Climate Racism protest culminated in a virtue singularity, from which no intelligible thought could escape.

2. Our laws of civility and rational discourse break down at the virtue singularity.
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When we reach a point where we cannot understand our own technology, but it can understand us.
When mankind reaches a technological singularity, we're fucked.
by Ghost Freeman February 22, 2004
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singularity curse

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.
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quantum singularity

n. 1: Like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name.
"Quantum singularity? Is that bad?"
"It's like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name."
by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004
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Sarcasm Singularity

A statement where the level of sarcasm cannot be determined.
A: I can't believe you violated my trust like that!
B: This probably isn't the best time to tell you I've been seeing your ex-wife, is it?
A: For your sake, I'm going to chalk that statement up as a sarcasm singularity.
by Questionably Content July 4, 2011
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Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.
by HHMTB June 2, 2010
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