The Singularity

The singularity is the point in time where all girls who have instagram accounts link the their Onlyfans account. Or maybe instagram begins to offer a pay wall for x-rated content.

Dude we have almost reached the singularity. every girl I see on instagram links to her Onlyfans

by Rickwinter October 3, 2020

singular noun

Name of a person, a place, a thing or an idea.

The opposite of plural noun.

ex: elephant, turtle, table, life

A singular noun is a single noun :,D
just like me :,)

by LenZenZero August 5, 2018

Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.

At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

by HHMTB June 2, 2010

Sarcasm Singularity

A statement where the level of sarcasm cannot be determined.

A: I can't believe you violated my trust like that!
B: This probably isn't the best time to tell you I've been seeing your ex-wife, is it?
A: For your sake, I'm going to chalk that statement up as a sarcasm singularity.

by Questionably Content July 4, 2011

amogus (singular)

(n) The life-form, otherwise known as the crewmate, is most often used in a singular sense along with the adjective 'sus,' meaning suspicious.

"that amogus (singular) looks extra sus, I think they are the imposter."

by the_flyingfish September 10, 2021

singularity

a term commonly used on Star Trek to refer to anything the show's crappy writers didn't want to explain in the script.

"OMFG, Captain Kirk!!!1 Its a singularity!" "Shit dawg, thats the third one of them mofo's this week!"

by iced_tea December 26, 2003

Singular bed

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.

"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."

by Dank_Boi69 October 27, 2018