Ballpark scientist

wannabe-scientists who deduce answers that are generally "in the ballpark" of being right

Inquiring mind: how far is the moon?
Ballpark scientist: pretty far

by ILostTheFunk November 5, 2011

non-scientist

someone who is not an expert in science

Flattening the curve is not effective says the non-scientist.

by timlight April 23, 2020

Facebook scientist

A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.

Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.

by NibbaDibba August 8, 2020

bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

Skyentist

I person who studies the sky, stars and spaces. The proper term for an astronomer.

My boy Geoff is a Skyentist. He named a star after me.

by The Skyentist April 4, 2017

silentshark

A friend who is always around and usually never talks but has a big temper sometimes and could be annoying.

Man, Jerry is such a SilentShark. He always gets mad when he loses.

by Popsthepops August 14, 2017

dumbshit scientist

A scientist that does dumbshit things

I’m a dumbshit scientist

by Your dad that you never knew August 18, 2019