shmegula hoe

A thot that looks basic and regular but still get niggas or bitches

Sarah:I fucked your man
Dana:I don’t give a fuck!you just some shmegula hoe

by Victoria118 June 2, 2018

Shmeig

A person who acts like a fag, loser, or pussy.

Anyone who tends to act like a shmeig is a fucking faggot

by ElleSeward October 23, 2016

shmedricks

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.

Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."

by B. Stramer April 20, 2009

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016

shmeak

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

Shmeggy

A person who plays call of duty by crouching in a corner the whole game even if it means their team is losing

He is one shot bro, the fucking shmeggy is just camping in a corner

by IHateShmeggys July 31, 2021

Shmeek

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022