Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018

shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered

When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!

Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!

by ^^OklahomaRedhottrod^^ January 17, 2023