The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.
Reporter: What happened here?!
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
by Done it all dave January 10, 2024
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