Shit-Box

1) A bothersome person who is of no use to the world other than to be thrown in a box of shit. 2) An unfortunate event or unlucky occurence that puts you in a figurative box of shit

1) Rigo is such a shit-box.
2) Man, you really got shit-boxed.

by big-k1d October 2, 2003

Shit-Box

a piece of shit mustang with a fake cobra motor and wheels usually owned
by a piece of shit named chris m.

chris's mustang is a shit-box

by dean serafine September 15, 2003

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011

Shit box

1. A tray for an animal to relieve itself on.

2. Abj. describing something that is mildly crap.

See expansion word shit crate

1. The cat's using his shit box

2. Tony Blair is a shit box primeminister.

by Googly April 12, 2004

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019

Right up the shit box

Having sexual intercourse with someone’s anus / bottom. The person doing the penetration ensures the full length of their penis is up the anus.

I was having sex with a person and I did them “Right up the shit box”

by Platmatt May 18, 2021