Shamu

A girl who is at first sight cute, but at a closer look, she turns out to be ugly. She is friendly, but has a voice that will make you want to kill yourself, hence the fact that the whale Shamu squeaks. She is not a terrible person to be around, but gets jealous very quick if you ditch her for her hot friend. She is easy to get pissed off and is a slut to guys that she would only go out with just to get them to like her. At parties she will throw herself at guys, and pretends to be drunk so she can cover up how easy she is to get. Mainly found in high schools all around America.

Person 1: "Bro, look at that girl, shes hot!"
Person 2: "Are you kidding, shes ugly!"
Person 1: "Dammit, its just another Shamu."

Person A: "Yo, Amy told me she wants to hook up with me at the party on friday"
Person B: "Are you kidding! She told me that she didn't want to hook up with anyone! What a fucking Shamu!"

by Scal7 January 26, 2012

Flag

Get the Shamumug.

Shamus

The word for a chubby native, hindu, or the rare albino Shamus. Originating from Surrey, British Columbia, Canada. Round body, with subtle bosom. Long, Brendan-Fraser-as-George-of-the-Jungle like hair. If one recognizes a Shamus, that person must repeatedly yell, "SHAMUS!" to notify that person that they are indeed, a Shamus.

Guy: "Dude, look at that chick."
Other Guy: "SHAMUSSS!!!!"

"You fuckin' Shamus!!"

"Your Mom looks like a Shamus."

by B-RadA. January 15, 2008

Flag