sgt fgt

Sergeant Faggot

Thanks for the example sgt fgt.

Nice way of calling some one a fag without them knowing.

by Piercing Heavens October 18, 2010

sgt. schulz

to know nothing, see nothing; be ignorant of the topic at hand

Man, he did a Sgt. Schulz on me in that meeting.

by javdoc August 15, 2003

SGT Val

a greedy penny-pinching jew

Is formely known as SGT Autismo of the U.S.S Dipshit.

Don't be such a SGT Val, the coupons expired.

by NotUkrianianCheekiBreeki April 5, 2019

Sgt. Meatball

gay swedish kid

Sgt. Meatball is hella annoying

by lolgoffle August 6, 2020

Sgt Hodge

Sgt Hodge is a robot. He has been the star character in the Terminator movies. Thats right... That robot wasnt fake. He hates the words yea and yep. And will destroy you is you say either of them. He can also do 5,000,000,000 push ups. All without breaking a sweat. Its fucking amazing.

Joey bet Johnny 5 bucks that he wouldnt say "yea" to Sgt Hodge. Needless to say Joey didnt have to pay Johnny because he had been "terminated".

by Sgt Hodge's minion..... August 27, 2009

Sgt Scott

A Sgt Scott is someone who will micromanage all subordinates in an occupation or field, and will complain when something doesn’t go his/ her way. He/ she will also attempt to impress superiors by any means necessary, including, but not limited to: agreeing with any statement a superior makes, sexual favors, and purchasing of goods for said superiors.

(Sgt Scott): I bought this for Colonel.
Friend: All right, you’re being a Sgt Scott now. Stop buying him shit, you’re not gonna get promoted.
(Sgt Scott): Fuck off I have to go suck his dick.

by rAgInG_aNgEr May 21, 2019

Sgt. Puddwacker

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.

Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?

by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023