Sequoia log

The act of taking the biggest,never ending shit in one straight log. It resembles a Sequoia tree which seems to never end.

Mackery: Yo, brahh! Yesterday I dropped off a lot of friends when I got home, they were packed tight in my toilet! I barely made it, I didn't even care that my sister was taking a shower,thats how bad it was. It was brutal.

Seth: Dude, thats nothing! I filled up my toilet with just ONE sequoia log!! I had to flush it three fucking times so it could all go down!! Now thats brutal!

by mfbrian March 26, 2008

Sequoia Monkey Vagina

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

by Anpherny September 3, 2006

Sequoia Passage

Running the gauntlet on the way to an empty shower stall in an all-black prison.

Matthew: "Did you hear that Jeremy got incarcerated at the Mississippi state-penetentiary?"

Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."

Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"

by Bawssey Sauce May 15, 2013

Full Sequoia

A raging hard on. This term was invented by a friend of mine. We were talking about having an erection in the morning, which is sometimes called; Morning Wood. He invented this term to denote an extreme case of Morning Wood.....Full Sequoia.

This morning when I woke up, I was sporting Morning Wood.....it was FULL SEQUOIA.

by Urban Tony November 6, 2009

Giant General Sherman Sequoia

The long, tall, relatively giant, male sex organ with a length proper for dime piece and 5 star trick. Many lesser ho will experience ejaculation to merely a branch of the Giant General Sherman Sequoia.

"I've got a Giant General Sherman Sequoia, myself, it's a mouthful."

by kariusvega October 31, 2011

Camp Sequoia

A sleep away camp in Pennsylvania. Please do not go there, it’s terrible. If you write a letter to home about how terrible it is, they won’t send it.

I stayed at Camp Sequoia for 3 weeks and now have nightmares about it.

by FunkyLittleGoblin January 18, 2021

Sam sequoia

A drug addict transgender from male to female who is not fully transitioned yet with saggy breasts caused by a rare genetic mutation in men.

Sam Sequoia:“ bItChEs CoUlD nEvErrRR “

Literally everyone : 🤢🤢

by Ijustworkkhereuh May 23, 2020