Sephora

Jokingly about ninth Rihanna's album.

- Riri needs to come back with new music
- Yeah...Sephora is coming

by horror_cake November 23, 2021

Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024

sephora kids

one of the most annoying group of gen alphas ever, they're usually girls and they take trips to Sephora regularly to get skincare & makeup that's not even meant for them. they also harass the employees & random strangers

me: *taking a thing of retinol from sephora*
sephora kids: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE RETINOL!!!!11!
me: bruh

by cooolestpersonalive July 2, 2024

Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Sephora Kid

A stereotype for gen-alpha girls usually below the age of 13 who shops at Sephora and buys skincare and makeup. A kid with a Stanley, wearing lululemon and aviator nation. Mostly goes to the Drunk Elephant station at Sephora to mess up the testers for the workers to clean. They despise Ulta.

My sister is a Sephora Kid, she goes to Sephora a lot!

by doglover13swiftie April 29, 2024

Sephora kid

When a kid under the age of 13 uses a bunch of random skincare such as retinol, and niacinamide.

Random kid: MOM BUY ME ALL THE DRUNK ELEPHANT NOW!
Me: Shes such a Sephora kid..

by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024

seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude

by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024