scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

dick scrunch

The wrinkle of skin ringed around the shaft below the tip. Usually present in large flaccid cocks.

Bro Bryan has hella dick scrunch! I can't imagine how his girl takes that pork sword.

by Pete the cat February 16, 2017

muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

low scrunch

the boots that scrunch up at the bottom. Like Nikki Minaj used in the song Bedrock.

"He on my low scrunch, we on my echo whites..."

by whatchamicallit March 2, 2010

scrunch face

Look of extasy or concentration on the face during an orgasm.

Only way of telling if a girl is having a real orgasm is if she's contorting her face into her scrunch face.

by carmensandiegon June 19, 2007

Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers

“Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch”

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”

by The fanny licker September 13, 2019

Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011