Scooned

The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.

I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.

by Bajal September 25, 2017

Scoon

The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.

Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.

by Bobby Jinkkins February 25, 2020

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

Scoon

Obnoxious Self-centered pushover

Oi cunt, you are a fookin scoon lad.

by PussSlaya May 7, 2019

Scoon

Someone who is serious about making money and a provider for people in their inner circle.

I got to get my bread up, I’m bout to go in Scoon mode this winter.

by Robert Mixon November 24, 2021

frothy scoon

A word that others may think is a compliment, but you always know that you now own them with there unappealing scuzzyness .

the man is such a frothy scoon

by red@blue December 29, 2016

Scoon

Intolerable dumbass, generally someone who lacks critical thinking skills and asks a simple or redundant question that they could answer themselves if they thought about for more than a few seconds

Guy 1: what does half a ham even taste like?
Guy 2:like half a ham you fucking Scoon.

by digbickarithmatic December 25, 2021