Peach Scone

someone you want but you can't have, someone that will break your heart over and over again but you still love.

I love her but she loves another she is a peach scone.

by thanossnap July 29, 2019

fuck-scone

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.

Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!

by BJFV March 1, 2011

Pork Scotch's Cone

A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?

MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 4, 2009

scone trick

When a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned'ness,then passed on.

"here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!"

by sshleptenspiel March 1, 2009

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 October 5, 2016

Scone muncher

British people

“Shut up you scone muncher”

by rhyder_scoot March 7, 2023