Schnitzel

A euphemism for a set of words used to amplify someone's emotions.
Frequently used to replace any curse word. Originated from the German language

"What a Schnitzel"
"Schnitzel!!"
"The day turned out to be a Schnitzel"

by Ivon A. September 29, 2020

Schnitzel

A group of small tiny pieces of things

After I got a haircut, I was covered hair schnitzels.

by anonymous January 9, 2023

Schnitzeled

Pissed as fuck or even off your tits on drugs

Schnitzeled in Notts

by boogiemoog July 27, 2019

Schnitzel

A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.

I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2021

Schnitzeled

When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.

As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.

by bicyclejohn September 26, 2018

Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.

HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day

by eynal May 9, 2019

Schnitzel Toe

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants

“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.

by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018