Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

Shaittered

When you get a cold erection from a cold night storm

A man looked at the moon and got shaittered

by Nuclear anatomy September 30, 2020

schlizzered

Getting extremely uncontrollably drunk. Other forms: schlizzed, schlizz,

Wanna get schlizzered/schlizzed? Pass me the schlizz.

by 2113ilikegoodpu$$y March 2, 2022