schleten

Schleten is a word you can use for things you find to be a combination of used and sexy, like a broken toy that's better because of it.

Can also be used in the way of saying it like "schletiga" it's a descriptive word usually used for a specific type of body part.

"Hey he looks schleten!"
"yeah man! He has some schletiga pattar!"

by EmptyMaskofStrings March 29, 2022

mason schlitt

a guy with a giga chad body and a massive cock

look at mason schlitt he’s pulling all the bitches

by hotcunt August 24, 2021

Schmetterling

German for "butterfly".

A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.

There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"

by Randonym July 25, 2018

schlatt

a schlatt is a guy who usually says shit on xbox live like "I fucked your mom kid"

person 1: hey, why did you leave the xbox party yesterday?
person 2: there was so many schlatts.

by dalt6n July 7, 2019

schmetterling

In English, 'butterfly' sounds warm, and kinda tasty (see 'butternut' and 'butter popcorn'). In French, 'le papillon' sounds, well, typically French and limp-wristed. In German, DER SCHMETTERLING sounds like something that could do you serious damage. It sounds like it would casually flap towards your face, then slap you in it with its 10" schlong. Not to be fucked with.

"Hey man, did you see that schmetterling just now?"
"Yeah, my face still hurts."

"Don't make me call the schmetterlings to sort you out."

by SOTBS October 24, 2009

schlept

1. (adj.) the state a person is in when they have passed out from having too many chemicals in their brain

I am going to be totally schlept after I take this geeb.

by Trump_is_my_thicc_dad February 6, 2018

Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006