1. A term used to describe the ball sack of a male

2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.
Dan: Dude look at that kid he pulled his pants down

Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!

or

Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.

Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.
by Fudgepacking Spacedocker June 26, 2009
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satchel is a large metal bowl filled with variaties of pudding and everyone knows that.
hey pal why dont you give me that satchel before i give u a twisted japanease mullet.

Hey man lets make a satchel of pudding an invite the shagglemop over for and extenguating orgy.
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n: a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.
Satchel, quit getting an ego off of textly insulting 8 year old twinks on Furcadia.
by Zyphon January 31, 2004
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A baby back bitch who wants do be dominated by girls with dick, wants to suck toes and be stepped on. Likes tsunderes and will be a good bottom, is kinda slow but will get it eventually.(weakness is cock and ball torture)
Dont pull a satchel or I will hit you
by Bored biscuit February 18, 2019
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To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand
Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at
by JackRosa June 5, 2020
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An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
by .Woody. October 12, 2007
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